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Published on June 19th, 2013 | by Sharilyn Johnson

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Transcript: Stephen Colbert’s tribute to his mother

Stephen Colbert opened Wednesday night’s show with a tribute to his mom, who died last week at the age of 92. This is the transcript of his speech; video follows below.

Hi everybody. Thanks for being here tonight, everybody in here and out there watching. I’ve been away from the Report for a week because one week ago today, my mother, Lorna Tuck Colbert died. And I want to thank everybody who offered their thoughts and prayers.

Now if you watch this show, and you like this show, that’s because of everybody who works here and I’m lucky to be one of them. But when you watch the show, if you also like me, that’s because of my mom. So before we start the show again, I’d like to tell you a little bit about her.

She was born just a little ways from here in Larchmont, NY on Chatsworth Ave. in 1920, the same week women first got the right to vote. She spent her summers in the Adirondacks with her older sister Colleen and her younger brother Ed, who called her Snodgrass. She met my father James at age 12 at cotillion and she liked him, but she didn’t want him to know how much, so she would make her friends ride their bikes all the way across town to pass by his house, but then she’d never look to see if he was in the front yard, which of course drove her friends crazy. And evidently she also drove my father crazy because they were married and promptly had 11 children.

She made a very loving home for us. No fight between siblings could end without hugs and kisses, although hugs never needed a reason in her house. Singing and dancing were encouraged, except at the dinner table. She’d trained to be an actress when she was younger and she would teach us to do stage falls by pretending to faint on the kitchen floor.

She was fun.

She knew more than her share of tragedy, losing her brother and her husband and three of her sons. But her love for her family and her faith in God somehow gave her the strength not only to go on but to love life without bitterness and instill in all of us a gratitude for every day we have together.

And I know it may sound greedy to want more days with a person who lived so long, but the fact that my mother was 92 does not diminish, it only magnifies, the enormity of the room whose door has now quietly shut.

In her last days, my mother occasionally became confused, and to try to ground her we asked simple questions, like what’s your favourite colour, what’s your favourite song. She couldn’t answer these. But when asked what her favourite prayer was, she immediately recited A Child’s Prayer, in German, that she used to say to my eldest brothers and sisters at bedtime when they we living in Munich in the late 1940s. Her favourite memory of prayer was a young mother tucking in her children.

We were the light of her life, and she let us know it ‘til the end. And that’s it. Thank you for listening.

Now we can get to the truly important work of television broadcasting, which is what she would want me to do. When I was leaving her last week, I leaned over and I said, “mom, I’m going back to New York to do the show,” and she said “I can’t wait to see it. I wouldn’t miss it for the world.”

So, with that in mind… this is the Colbert Report.


Americans can view the video of his speech below. Youtube versions have been swiftly removed by Viacom, so those outside the US may wish to seek out a torrent.

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About the Author

is the author of the new book Bears & Balls: The Colbert Report A-Z. Called "one of the city’s most discriminating comedy critics” by NOW Magazine, Sharilyn has been covering comedy since 1998. She served as the comedy reporter for Winnipeg's Uptown Magazine for five years, and was the host of the radio show Laugh Tracks for three seasons. Her work has also appeared in the Toronto Star, the Winnipeg Free Press, The Apiary, and on CBC Radio's national comedy programs LOL and Definitely Not the Opera.


7 Responses to Transcript: Stephen Colbert’s tribute to his mother

  1. Cadia says:

    RIP Mrs. Colbert…and thank you for the gift of Stephen…who makes us laugh – one of the greatest gifts!

  2. Maureen says:

    Rest in peace Mrs. Colbert. You raised a wonderful son.

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  4. njglea says:

    Thank You, Mr. Colbert, for the touching tribute to your beloved mother. What wonderful memories you all have to share and how lucky you were to have her so long. It’s never easy to let go but remembering the happy moments, filled with laughter, help. Blessings upon the hearts of you and your siblings.

  5. Ana Raescu says:

    The most beautiful tribute to one of the most wonderful human beings! I remember your wink after you cancelled a show to spend time with your MOM when she was sick. That “Child’s Prayer” will stay always with my loved ones. May God give you strength through these difficult moments! She still there, she still there, in God’s protection.

  6. Kathy says:

    I found your tribute to your mom beautiful and moving. Thank you for sharing who she was with the world and for also sharing your vulnerability. I’ve always respected your talent but I never tuned into your show. Now I’m a fan. I’m sure Mrs. Colbert was watching your show from the best seats in the house.

    Unable are the loved to die. For love is immortality. ~Emily Dickinson

  7. Gabriele Overweg says:

    Dear Mr. Colbert: Your tribute to your Mother left me in tears. My wonderful Mother also died last year on the 4th of July, three months short of her 92nd birthday. I miss her and always will. Consider yourself lucky, because you had a chance to see her shortly before her death. I was on a plane to Germany to see her when she died.

    My heartfelt wishes to you and your family,
    Gabriele

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