Published on October 2nd, 2009 | by Sharilyn Johnson3
Stupid Heavy Petting Tricks
So I dunno if anyone has heard, but Letterman got himself some young-assistant tail a while back. And Michael Jackson died, apparently.
Amid all the sex, extortion, etc etc etc, the big question has gone unasked: exactly how do-able IS Dave Letterman? And how does he stack up against the other comedians we figuratively go to bed with every night?
Ladies (and gents), have your say, and let me know whose desks you’d willingly get under.